its like people are waiting till midnight to post their #tbt or #mcm or #wcw 

drfrederickchilton:

If gay people don’t use the phrase “I cant think straight around you” as a pick up line. I feel like we have missed a genuinely great opportunity.

omg my best friend just described saying 

“realistic. bubbly. intelligent. caring. sarcastic.”

i dont think ive ever been happier

what if ornge leaf doesnt hire me and then IM SCrEWED and ill be kicke dout of ICE *breaks down under the stresS*

svvords:

Miley Cyrus? more like Miley Lierus we know your secret double life

i got a college letter from a culinary school???? umm i burn shit in the microwave ok

ever see someone so cute that you just get butterflies and you try not to smile and when you turn around and theyre not looking you have to let that smile out 

nayx:

i would definitely reblog a lemon scented tumblr post

so is it boobies or groupies