One time I turned a boy’s “request” down and he responded with: “But I’ve lost so many sperm cells to you”

oyhr replied to your post: I can’t tell if I like literary humor …

ee cumming on her face now there’s poetry in motion

im so glad i know you orion

I can’t tell if I like literary humor more or bad puns

I like people with depth, I like people with emotion, I like people with a strong mind, an interesting mind, a twisted mind, and also people that can make me smile.

 Abbey Lee Kershaw (via ge-kko)

Something else is hurting you - that’s why you need pot or whiskey, or whips and rubber suits, or screaming music turned so fucking loud you can’t think.

Charles Bukowski  (via c-oquetry)