cock:

block

ostracizedpoodle:

am i the only one who doesn’t have a tumblr

maxterbate:

do you ever hear someones voice for the first time and you just dont want to stop hearing their voice ever because its so smooth and eloquent 

rabioheab:

so do you guys think the world is going to end in 2012 or what 

chickensandwich:

i told the lady at starbucks that my name was p. diddy and she refused to write it on the cup

menstruate:

red white and blue are the colors of freedom until they’re flashing in your rearview mirror

jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

sluttyoliveoil:

before eating hot dogs make sure you have protection. use a condiment